"Hurray I'm registered!"(use this thread to introduce yourself)

Hiya, I'm new here too. Lurked for a long time, but finally decided to join. Wonderful little community of people you've all got here

My name is Crista- Age 18, living in the US, with a completely horrid brat living in my house that just begs to have her arse kicked almost every day. It's a horrible existance. :c At least my mother understands my decision to be CF. My sister's got two kids, so she's got her fill of grandkids, hahaha.

Hi, everyone! I just found this forum today, and am thrilled to have found it. I am a 23-year-old woman who cannot stand children *GASP* So far, I've found zero like-minded people. This group is a breath of fresh air!

Welcome all the newbies! Bratfree is a wonderful way to be smile

Welcome, thegoodlife!

I take it your username is what becomes impossible after you have kids, am I right?

Hello, everyone! I'm a 32 year woman from California. I'm happily single and happily child-free! I've been lurking here for a while and you all seem like an intelligent bunch.

My username is a reference to my time in the Air Force. I was a C-5 mechanic and we used to refer to the distinctive whine that its engines made as "the sound of freedom." My name has another meaning too: the quiet in my home due to not having any brats running around.

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My username has another meaning too: the quiet in my home due to not having any brats running around.

Hear, hear! And welcome:1welcome

New visitor here. Glad to find this place. I used to hang out at CF boards a long time ago, many different ones. I found this one and was laughing my ass off reading the threads about babby-stalking.

About me-I'm old enough to have an AARP card but I don't act or look 'old'. Maybe never having kyds helped. I'm also husband-free, never having gotten married. I do have one over-sized spoiled cat. (Over-sized meaning he's twenty one pounds.)

I've never really had much of an interest in kids, even when I was one. Babies bore the shit out of me to be honest. Luckily, I don't get the bingos from my mom because she has come to the realization that most kyds are brats and most 'pahrunts' are simply breeders. My younger bro is on his second marriage and has not bred. I don't think he ever will to be honest, which is just fine in my book.

I work at a mortgage co in my real job and in my side job, I run a website (well a blog actually) and spend most of my time drawing, creating handmade cards and taking photos. I belong to a local art society and I am thankful that most of the members have grandchildren that live FAR AWAY.

I have a few brat tales but will share in the appropriate place. Looking forward to getting to know the lay of the land here.

Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears-Michael LeFor

artchick62--welcome and we look forward to your contributions here.

:1welcome

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I miss my little feather baby.

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(Over-sized meaning he's twenty one pounds.)

yup, that's a GIANT cat!

He was the biggest kitten in the litter; the other three were females and a lot smaller. He's also long-haired as well. He's a big fuzzy boy!

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(Over-sized meaning he's twenty one pounds.)

yup, that's a GIANT cat!

He was the biggest kitten in the litter; the other three were females and a lot smaller. He's also long-haired as well. He's a big fuzzy boy!

Post his pics in the The Yard. We all want to see him!

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I miss my little feather baby.

Hello all!

I'm 40, and a surgical/PACU veterinary technician at a large animal hospital on the East Coast. I've loved animals more than people for as long as I can remember, and I especially like them more than kids.

All of my friends have children now (even our lesbian friends - wtf?) so my partner and I are branching out to meet some amazing CF people who share our views!!

Nice meeting you all!

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Hello all!

I'm 40, and a surgical/PACU veterinary technician at a large animal hospital on the East Coast. I've loved animals more than people for as long as I can remember, and I especially like them more than kids.

All of my friends have children now (even our lesbian friends - wtf?) so my partner and I are branching out to meet some amazing CF people who share our views!!

Nice meeting you all!

:1welcome

I gotta say, we are amazing. Hope you enjoy your stay, and feel free to visit the other forums, too! (Though the Living Room is usually the most active and relevant.)

Thanks!!! I'm really stoked to be here....

:1welcome to all the newbies! We hope you will feel right at home here!

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Post his pics in the The Yard. We all want to see him!

Yes, please! Moar kittehs!

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:1welcome to all the newbies! We hope you will feel right at home here!

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Post his pics in the The Yard. We all want to see him!

Yes, please! Moar kittehs!

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

Hi I'm Shannon, from central Arkansas. 39 years and holding (well 40th is August but I'm not recognizing it LOL) Recently am separated from my husband of 11 years. Tried and tried but couldn't make it work. Well really that was the problem, he didn't work. I was the main breadwinner for the entire marriage. he would work occassionally then come up with a reason why he couldn't. He had business ideas that never panned out.

I got really sick in June 2011 and had a 2 week + hospital stay, congestive heart failure, anemia, clots in my legs. And I can't work. Been fighting disability ever since. Moved 3 hours to be closer to my parents who were willing to help while I fought for my diability. they thought my stbx would work but he never did.

So have no kids (d'oh obviously) at one time wanted them,you know like most girls in the south. This was my 2nd marriage my fist was at age 20 and I wanted kids desperately to please his parents and him. that marriage ended after 5 years and he's remarried with kids so good for him.

I hit 30 and realized kids weren't for me. I like babies and toddlers ok, the older they get the more i dislike, dont like talking to them andwill avoid them if possible.

i do have 5 dogs (yes 5) and 4 cats. along with my parents 4 dogs we have a farm. good thing we are on 3 acres. I don't live with my parents, but behind them in my own place. so i have my own level of privacy. So that's my story, i go before a judge next month for disability and really hope it goes smooth. i'm tired of having no money.

Well, I'm not necessarily new here, but my old account somehow wouldn't work and kept asking for "verification" of email (but that email is really old account). Whatever. I registered again. Glad to be here and see everyone.

Hi all, I'm Rachel. I'm 34 and have known I was childfree since a 'scare' at age 21. Very happy to know that women/couples having "litters" of babies makes other people's blood boil, just like mine.

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Have fun in the meantime, hating on the people who do have children, making up new words, and rationalizing how much greater your cats are.

My cats aren't sucking resources, destroying the environment with diapers and they don't ruin everyone else's good time. One of of my cats actually sent a text message to a friend of mine. That's a lot more than I can say for your screaming shit machine. Welcome to hell's waiting room.

Since you don't know the meaning of child free, I will enlighten you. Child free means that you don't have kids and never will. Since you've admitted you're a duh fuck right the fucking fuck off. You have no power here. Be gone before somebody drops a house on you too.

Welcome to bratfree, bitch. Please feel free to hang around. I think you'll enjoy what happens to trolls.

Oh wow! A Duh troll! My favorite kind!!!

If you are a parent, why the fuck are ya spending time on our site, asshole? Have fun for the next 18 years. Meanwhile I'm going to go do what I want, when I want, with who I want.

Oh, and enjoy your wife's ravaged twat. I bet she told you that it would "snap back". Good luck with that. Me and my tight pussy will be off enjoying sex while you toss your Vienna down the hallway.

Oh yeah, fuck off.

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I miss my little feather baby.

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...Wish I had aborted my kid.

Signed,
Loser Duh (who likes to troll childfree sites because my life is so empty and I have nothing better to do with my time)

Wait, what? He wishes he had aborted his kid? So is he a wannbe-childfree?

Poor kid with a loser like him for a father. Just goes to show that any old cockroach can breed and most of them do.

...He registered just to troll us? Wow. A real human yeast infection, this one. eyes2

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Hi all! Been a longtime lurker here and decided to take the plunge. Finally a place to escape from FB baby hell!